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Total Medals Earned: 428 (From 64 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,505 Points

Fig. 8

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/170 points)

Pioneer 10 Points

There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...

Player 10 Points

Score a 100x multiplier or better.

Explorer 25 Points

Finish the game.

Trailblazer 25 Points

Score a 500x multiplier or better.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Finish the game without crashing.

Getting Screwed Over!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)

Feeling Screwed? 5 Points

View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!

Paying Tribute 5 Points

Watch the end credits.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Gravity Duck

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)

Beginner Duck 5 Points

Complete the first level

Intermediate Duck 5 Points

Complete 10 levels

Senior Duck 10 Points

Complete 20 levels

Professional Duck 25 Points

Complete 30 levels

Top Duck 25 Points

Complete all levels

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Hacker vs Hacker

Medals Earned: 7/13 (45/320 points)

Button Pressed 5 Points

Do you have the guts to start play?

First Hack 5 Points

Infect your first PC!

Gold Man 5 Points

Win a gold cup!

Junior Programmer 5 Points

Code 50 viruses!

Junior Systems Administrator 5 Points

Build

Senior Programmer 10 Points

Code 200 viruses!

Senior Systems Administrator 10 Points

Build 200 turrets!

Hacker 25 Points

Complete the game.

Lead Programmer 25 Points

Code 500 viruses!

Lead Systems Administrator 25 Points

Build 500 turrets!

Famous Hacker 50 Points

Complete the game with at least all silver cups.

Nerd 50 Points

Upgrade everything at maximum level.

Hacker King 100 Points

Complete the game with all gold cups.

Hippolyta

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

Small Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 small high obstacles

Small Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 small ground obstacles

Epic Fail 5 Points

Fail 20 times

Farm Massacre 5 Points

Kill 20 farmers

Medium Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 medium high obstacles

Medium Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 medium ground obstacles

Fight In The Shade 10 Points

Block 20 volleys of arrows

Large Dodger 10 Points

Dodge 20 large high obstacles

Large Jumper 10 Points

Jump 20 large ground obstacles

Mano-A-Mano 10 Points

Block 20 duelists

Think Fast! 10 Points

Dodge 10 rider attacks

Trample Mania 10 Points

Jump 20 hoplites

Was That a Fly? 10 Points

Dodge 20 volleys of arrows

Cover Up 25 Points

Unlock all armor

Eat My Dust 25 Points

Outrun 10 riders

Cat And Mouse 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit

Long Day 50 Points

Complete Story mode

Survivor 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Survival

Hell And Back 100 Points

Complete hardcore mode

The Spice Of Life 100 Points

Unlock all game modes

Holiday Sim

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)

Sudden Death 5 Points

What a quick game!

Rockstar 10 Points

a classic rockstar's end

Best Holiday Ever 25 Points

so what is the typical holiday like?

King of the Waves 100 Points

you are a beach boy!!!

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)

I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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I Wish, I Wish - Prologue

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/225 points)

Arrogance 5 Points

Submit your score

Old Grandma 5 Points

Score less than 20,000 points

Addiction 10 Points

Play the game at least 10 times in one go.

Combo-Breaker 25 Points

Get a combo of 5 or more

Listen to the ball 25 Points

See all 7 score message in one go.

Ball Master 50 Points

Gain over 120,000 points!

Determination 100 Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!